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smth else is officially game canon now.

[earthshine]

[ okay probably shouldn’t leave it at that. so have this 6.2 seconds later. ]

You don’t have to worry.
I got out all the glass before I ate anything.
Probably

[ fucking backspace on that last line and not sending that k. ]

this thread is just

[marmoron]

[ these are longest 6.2 seconds known to humanity, just fyi. his eye is twitching ]

YOU MIGHT HAVE INGESTED GLASS FRAGMENTS.
YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME NOT TO WORRY.

i don't have words anymore ...and i am not done

[marmoron]

[ short delay as someone gives keith a concerned look before very timidly asking if they can possibly open the freezer behind him. gosh, it's like the entire world is out to be a hindrance in his lecturing??? rude. ]

ok look. just promise me something?
if your stomach starts hurting, you have to go to the clinic ok?

ok and now im done

[marmoron]

[ three seconds later: ]

and none of this oh i'll just walk it off attitude

oh keith...

[earthshine]

[ JEEZ OKAY OKAYOKAYOKAY
someone struck a nerve.
his bad.




sorry. ]

his concern is valid.

[earthshine]

[ but a clinic? y e a h, no. that’s not happening.
and yet. ]

Okay. I promise I’ll go if it hurts.

[ “hurts” is subjective. and shiro’s pain tolerance is p high.
so lying? nah. he’ll play keith’s game; he’ll just use his own rules.
wow he’s so clever. ]

he should def invest in that leash. btw done.

[earthshine]

But I’m sure I’m fine.
I’ve been walking it off for half an hour now and still no shard poking a hole.

[ … joke to lighten the mood? ]

[marmoron]

[ keith is suspicious for a good handful of seconds because that agreement came far too easily. he's being appeased -- no doubt about it, and yet ... it kinda works?? if only because he doesn't think shiro would ignore an internal hemorrhage.

probably???

ok so maybe he's not entirely appeased. the troubling flippant humor only makes that worse. surprise plot twist: it's keith who has to go to the clinic for internal bleeding from that stress ulcer shiro's nursing in keith's stomach. ]

good.
i'm sending you a message every half hour until we're both back home
gonna assume no response means you're bleeding out from a hole and that i need to come find you

[ ha ha ha??? joking right back??? ]