[ that suggestion at least gets keith to fall back to reality. head snapping up from craning down to try and get a better look at his ass, keith blurts: ]

Wait, no -- don't. [ a beat. ] I'm kinda nervous about the Warden hacking into tablets and setting lewd stuff like that as the profile pics for that stupid autogenerated Tinder thing.

[ granted, keith still has zero explanation for how a close-up of his ass ended up as his first profile picture considering he's never taken a shot like that before... so perhaps in hindsight, maybe paranoia here isn't going to preserve his dignity any better?

uncertain, but not wanting to kill the atmosphere entirely, keith pauses and adds with a coy smile: ]

... bu maybe show me with a mirror?